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CURRENT PROJECT(S)

 

› Ant's Clown Runner page.

CLOWN RUNNER
› SEE "©LOWN RUNNER" WORKSHOP PAGE (Includes script-work) UPDATED Thur 02.02.08
SEE "©LOWN RUNNER" SCENE SPECS PAGE
SEE CLOWN RUNNER STORY BOARD (Based on Blade Runner for now (warning: 8.76MB images))

 

 

FUTURE PROJECT(S) & IDEAS

"THE LISTS"
SEE "THE LISTS" WORKSHOP PAGE

 

"STREET KIDS" - Proposed documentary featuring street kids and how they don't want or need help.

 

"LITTLE ARROWS" - Short comedy. Cherub firing arrows into people to the song "Little Arrows" by Leapy Lee

 

"THE STALKER" - Short or feature about a stalker who's quarry turns the tables. This is a story idea by Kristijana Maric.

 

"Dial A Hit" - Short comedy info-mmercial

 

"Killers" - 2 variations: short, random kill thing. Slaughter Trip.

 

7/11 Guy - Carzy things that happen on the night shift.

 

Storm trooper funnies (Shorts with Storm Trooper doing funny things)

 

2 guys realising that 'we're living in a world full of robots'

 

"John & Marcia" 1 scene short based on cliche'd couple running toward each other through a field to embrace. Ends in Marica shooting John to pieces. Proposed for Trasharama entry.

 

"JFK Assassination reinacted with Ken and Barby dolls". Proposed for Trasharama entry.

 

 

PAST PROJECT(S)

"THE PATROLMAN"

 

 

NEWS!

› Added script draft to workshop page (Leon's interview scene)!

 

› Additions to Clown Runner workshop

 

› New INFO in current project (see bellow!)

› "The Patrolman" can now be watched from this page!


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"CLOWN RUNNER" (Anthony Marriott logo)| WORKSHOP | STORY BOARD (warning: 8.76MB images)| SCENE SPECS |
ANTHONY'S CLOWN RUNNER WORKSHOP

            

"Clown Runner" - Will be a short film parody of "Blade Runner"
Instead of 'Replicants' our film's antagonists are rogue clowns...
You have to have seen Ridley Scott's "Blade Runner", to appreciate this parody. I assure you it is worthwhile. Possibly the best (definately the most accurate vision of a possible earth future) sci-fi ever!
Note this is to be parody. NOT satire!
We honour Riddley Scott's film with the highest regard (even if he doesn't) and seek only to bring a humerous new slant on a fabulous film and mock fun at people's fear of clowns.


"Quite and experience to live in fear, isn't it?!"

To learn more, go to the workshop page.

Need:

  • (Ideally) Actors who look/sound like Darryl Hannah, Rutger Hauer, Sean Young, Harrison Ford, Edward James Olmos, Brion James

  • Access to/ way to get several sheets of sugar glass and several other effects props - smoke etc...
    Lots of rain!

  • Musician(s)/composers who can mimic Vangelis' style to make similar music with various clown-like/circus polka themes.


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Always inviting ideas, stories and scripts for a short film I wish to submit for Trop Fest.

The criterea are: <7mins, with 'a sneeze' incorporated as the Trop Fest signature item.>
I'd prefer ideas/stories to be simple, engaging and if possible controversial. Keeping scenes and number of actors to a minimum ;)

If no ideas I want to use come forth, the film I'll make will be an idea of mine -
Most likely be named "The Lists" or "Burdens" or "Undesirables"

The government tasks a man to kill 'undesirables' (people the government deems to be a 'burden on society').
Very controversial.
At first he's killing those unemployed for several years with a 6 month warning to become employed...
The next dimension of the story is that the assassin then gets a new list(orders) for targets without warning who are on disability allowances and pensioners...
The lead character (the assassin) may object and be warned with; "Well... who's to say YOU aren't an 'undesireable'?", or he may go off and kill himself, or be killed.... some twist is called for...

ATTENTION WRITERS!: Click here for my story if you want to edit/improve re-write it for me - DRAFT STORY BOARDS HERE NOW TOO

Need: Lead actor, the killer - NEED
         Supporting role, Female - NEED
         Gov. agent - CAST (Phil)
         Victim 1, a male person - NEED
         Victim 2, a prostitue - NEED
         Victim 3, a male person/drug dealer
         Writer - FILLED (Lou Lou is it untill further notice!)
         Video Editor - NEED


PAST PROJECT(S) TO TOP

  • Short Film entitled "The Patrolman" © 2006 for the festival "Trasharama a Go Go"
    Written, Produced & Directed by Anthony Marriott & Marc Jager (myself)
    Starring us and guest starring the voice of Kristijana Maric

Synopsis:This is a dark but funny short 'zombie' film.
It is presented that a security patrol officer has been killed and his body has 'gone missing'. What follows is the mockery of typical 'security patrol duties' followed by classic zombie violence, ending with a humourous twist ; )

"We wanted to show the drone-like on-the-job tedium of patrol work and compare it to 'being a zombie'.
Is 'The Patrolman' a zombie? You'll have to watch and see!...
We're making fun of the security industry, night-shift work and then paying homage to Romero's zombie stylings with some good old fashioned zombie violence... er...we hope... You be the judge
"
- Marc Jager -

Points of Interest: My first film - uses special effects makeup - some makeup took over 2 hours to apply! - No zombies harmed during making of this film, although Anthony and myself both sustained injuries which bled - This 9 minute film took several weeks to make and finish editing

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VIEW "The Patrolman" @ You Tube or press play! :

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DOWNLOAD FILM
(Not offered at this stage, due to hosting limitations)
If you want a copy, I can mail it out as either an .avi file to play on your PC or as a DVD player playable DVD.

Having trouble uploading to MySpace.com I've tried an 89MEG and a smaller 45.5MEG .wmv file.... it always craps out after about 60% uploaded....
ANY ADVICE ON HOW TO SUCCESFULLY UPLOAD VIDEO TO MySpace WOULD BE APPRECIATED : ) TO TOP


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